al d consultancy wil go wild on this one...u cn get a mail frm lets say...xxx consultancy stating ..plz 4wd ur resume s soon s posible for the post of god..!
requirements:(eligibility)
1.phd in human managemnt/MBA in human resource wid a minimum of 99.99%
2.sd b willing to wok 24X7....both night shift n day shift....365 days a yr(366 in case of a leap yr) for the rest of ur life.
3.wok experience of 0-ur age(or even more).
4.sd hv good interpersonal,comunication,technical....n whteva skill u cn thk of.
5.sd hv a pleasing persoanlity(so the african n sub indian continents r nt eligible for this post).
wok profile:
1.deals mainly wid killing ,injuring,torturing,humilatn human race.(n a bit of sex n fun).
2.birth control.
3.adjusting humans frm place to place!
4.nothn much....enjoy life.
compensation:do i need to mention this?(boy! the wordls is urs)...lol/s company standard/nest in d industry.
company profile:
company name:heaven technologies.
company id:hv001(nasdaq:hv666)
the oldest company/organisation in the whole....whteva...hv been listed is nasdaq n NSE n hs been contantly delivering customer satisfaction wid der wok.it hs also been listed in bangalore stock exchange bt later removed due to its racial comments on d asian people.(or most probly of corruptions.....n political thgs...u knw) this company hv one worker n he hs been delivering good wok for the company.recently the company thot of overtakin infosys,TCS,wipro ,accenture ,microsft..etc etc...bt drop d plan due to recession!
no. of req: one(1).
those who hv applied in d past 10 millions yrs r nt eligble to apply.
for any queries please contact:
michael ng
ph. no. (0)9738216372,
new heaven street,heaven
pin-007.
lol.It was a fun read.Keep writing
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