Fuck.

fuck-it is one of d most beautiful word!english language sd b proud of it!i  dn think ne oda language hs any such beautiful word!

one tom frm califronia hs done a gr8 research on it. i thk he mus b d tom frm d tom dick hary fame!he says one of the most itrestg word in english  language is d word 'fuck'..it  is one magical word jus by its sound it cn describe pain, pleasue ,hate and love.in language it falls into many gramatical categories.it cn b used s a verd(both trasistive n intrasitive.).

tasistive--john fuck mary.

intrasitive--mary was fucked by john.

and as a noun---mary is a fine fuck!

it cn b used s an adjective---mary is fucking beautiful.

as u  cn c der r many nt word wid d versality of fuck...besides d sexual meaning der r of d following uses.

fraud---i  got fucked at d used car lot.

ignorance--fuck, if i  know.

trouble--i  guess m fucked nw.

agression--fuck u!

displeasure--wht d fuck is goin on here.

difficulty--i  cnt understand this fucking job.

incompetence--he is a fuck off.

suspicion--wht d fuck r u  doin?

enjoyment--i  hd a fucking tym.

request--get the fuck out of here.

greeting--hw d fuck r u?

hostility--i am goin to knock ur fucking head off!

apathy--who gives a fuck!

inovation--get a bigger fucking hammer.

surprise--fuck!u  scared the shit out of me.

anxiety--today is realy fucked.

and it is very healthy  to fuck..if every morning u do it s a  transendental meditation.

jus wen u  get up d first thg in d mong...repeat d mantra 'fuck u' 5 times..it clears the throat...this is hw i  kip ma throat clear!

enuf for 2day!

PS:this is an extract frm one of the speech by OSHO.if anyone gets offended in ne way by this post.....please fuck off!

college memories!

What if I was the superman!

I have been doin a lot of thinking lately....thanks to the extra free time I have due to recession.....that was supposed to be a joke!The last two posts were  extra serious and i need something light for now.(well,it is supposed to be an excuse for great writers when they don't know what to write ...in my case am just doing the formalities...:))

The other day I was just thinking....what if I was 'the superman'.....i thought its bullshit to even let something of that sort cross my mind.but, since i dint have any other 'better' thoughts coming up...y  not let lose of this wild thought!!!

The first thing that comes to my mind whenever i  think of any superhero is power.and in a more philosophical way....i  said to myself 'with great power comes great responsibilities'...(actualy its an extract from one of the spiderman movie....no issues of copyright i  guess).I would be lying if i  say i will start with all the social works and public works (n end up being an NGO)these superheroes usually do.so, its a mean world n its all about me...me n me.Dont wory guys i  wont be that bad...s a matter of fact i  will be very good n helpful....but everything comes with a price (s i  said its a mean world)and if i  get a good price for my work than y  sdnt i  do it.(comon i  have to run my family dude).

ok,first thing first....I need some money to lead a normal life.the govt sd understand this.And i  wont settle for anything less than 1 billion....no  no....well....10 billion UK pound per month.(comon i  hv to risk ma life n family ).with perks....incentives....reimbursmnt....housing ..travel....allownaces to name a few.with this very humble price i  can give you my service to the world.

If the govt doesnt agree to this thn i  have to see other alternatives....lk ..lk u knw...nethg!superman can be dangerous.first i  will tok to alkyda..or some muslim terrorst outfit who can pay the above mentioned price!if they pay the ryt price than i will warn the govt first(S i  said m a good person)and if dey(govt) r nt intrested thn sorry guys...its  a mean world!

The second alternative is n easy one....loot the bank.or loot rich people!i  can still gib some of d  share to the poor and needy.

WOW!!!!enuf of craps dude!how can i  possibly think of somthg realy stupid like this...hahha!!!

 i am a stupid guy n  superheroes cnt b stupid..ryt? ...bt whts d big deal everyone is stupid in some way or other!!ryt?

thts al folks!!!!

idolism--the naked truth!

One fine day I went to a temple (to accompany a friend who insisted me on coming along) and after reaching there I can see the crowd of worshipers engaged in worshiping the deity. The devotees were bowing down before the idols. An elderly man came to me said, "Nowadays people do not have faith in religion. very few people visit the temples."

I asked in a surprising tone, "Where is the religion in a temple? What a self- deceiver man is! He deceives himself by taking the idols as gods and surprisingly created by his own hands. He satisfies himself by taking the scriptures -- the product of his own mind -- as truth."

Whatsoever is the creation of man's own hands and mind is not religion and definitely not GOD. The idols sitting in the temples are not images of gods but of man himself. And what is written in the scriptures is but a reflection of man's own desires and thinking, not the truth seen within. It is not possible to express the truth in words. However, I would like to stress and express great respect of the religious scriptures, they contains great deal of truth and wisdom. I consider God as the truth, the innocence and the service. Being truthful to yourself and to other fellow humans, the innocence way of living life and of course helping other fellow human beings.

It is not possible to have an idol of truth, because truth is boundless, infinite and formless. It has no form, no name, no attribute. The moment it is given a form it disappears because it becomes a lie. 

In order to attain it, all idols and all physical conceptions have to be dropped; the whole cobweb of self-fabricated fallacies has to be swept away. That uncreated truth reveals itself only when man's consciousness is liberated from the prison which his own mind has created .

In fact, rather than building temples in order to find truth and God, we should demolish them; instead of sculpting idols, we should destroy them. We should drop our obsession with the form so that the formless may enter. The moment the manifest leaves our minds, the un-manifest appears.

It was there already, but it was hidden beneath the idols and the tangible. Just as we cannot see the empty space in a room stuffed with things -- remove those things and the empty space is revealed; it has always been there.

Truth too is like this. Empty the mind and it is there.