What if I was the superman!

I have been doin a lot of thinking lately....thanks to the extra free time I have due to recession.....that was supposed to be a joke!The last two posts were  extra serious and i need something light for now.(well,it is supposed to be an excuse for great writers when they don't know what to write ...in my case am just doing the formalities...:))

The other day I was just thinking....what if I was 'the superman'.....i thought its bullshit to even let something of that sort cross my mind.but, since i dint have any other 'better' thoughts coming up...y  not let lose of this wild thought!!!

The first thing that comes to my mind whenever i  think of any superhero is power.and in a more philosophical way....i  said to myself 'with great power comes great responsibilities'...(actualy its an extract from one of the spiderman movie....no issues of copyright i  guess).I would be lying if i  say i will start with all the social works and public works (n end up being an NGO)these superheroes usually do.so, its a mean world n its all about me...me n me.Dont wory guys i  wont be that bad...s a matter of fact i  will be very good n helpful....but everything comes with a price (s i  said its a mean world)and if i  get a good price for my work than y  sdnt i  do it.(comon i  have to run my family dude).

ok,first thing first....I need some money to lead a normal life.the govt sd understand this.And i  wont settle for anything less than 1 billion....no  no....well....10 billion UK pound per month.(comon i  hv to risk ma life n family ).with perks....incentives....reimbursmnt....housing ..travel....allownaces to name a few.with this very humble price i  can give you my service to the world.

If the govt doesnt agree to this thn i  have to see other alternatives....lk ..lk u knw...nethg!superman can be dangerous.first i  will tok to alkyda..or some muslim terrorst outfit who can pay the above mentioned price!if they pay the ryt price than i will warn the govt first(S i  said m a good person)and if dey(govt) r nt intrested thn sorry guys...its  a mean world!

The second alternative is n easy one....loot the bank.or loot rich people!i  can still gib some of d  share to the poor and needy.

WOW!!!!enuf of craps dude!how can i  possibly think of somthg realy stupid like this...hahha!!!

 i am a stupid guy n  superheroes cnt b stupid..ryt? ...bt whts d big deal everyone is stupid in some way or other!!ryt?

thts al folks!!!!