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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Fuck.

fuck-it is one of d most beautiful word!english language sd b proud of it!i  dn think ne oda language hs any such beautiful word!
one tom frm califronia hs done a gr8 research on it. i thk he mus b d tom frm d tom dick hary fame!he says one of the most itrestg word in english  language is d word 'fuck'..it  is one magical word jus by its sound it cn describe pain, pleasue ,hate and love.in language it falls into many gramatical categories.it cn b used s a verd(both trasistive n intrasitive.).
tasistive--john fuck mary.
intrasitive--mary was fucked by john.
and as a noun---mary is a fine fuck!
it cn b used s an adjective---mary is fucking beautiful.

as u  cn c der r many nt word wid d versality of fuck...besides d sexual meaning der r of d following uses.

fraud---i  got fucked at d used car lot.
ignorance--fuck, if i  know.
trouble--i  guess m fucked nw.
agression--fuck u!
displeasure--wht d fuck is goin on here.
difficulty--i  cnt understand this fucking job.
incompetence--he is a fuck off.
suspicion--wht d fuck r u  doin?
enjoyment--i  hd a fucking tym.
request--get the fuck out of here.
greeting--hw d fuck r u?
hostility--i am goin to knock ur fucking head off!
apathy--who gives a fuck!
inovation--get a bigger fucking hammer.
surprise--fuck!u  scared the shit out of me.
anxiety--today is realy fucked.

and it is very healthy  to fuck..if every morning u do it s a  transendental meditation.

jus wen u  get up d first thg in d mong...repeat d mantra 'fuck u' 5 times..it clears the throat...this is hw i  kip ma throat clear!

enuf for 2day!


PS:this is an extract frm one of the speech by OSHO.if anyone gets offended in ne way by this post.....please fuck off!

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