Oh ya I am getting Bald!

Oh ya I am getting bald and the credit goes to the IT industry and water in Bangalore, Pune, Mangalore and Delhi (and air, dust et-cetra). I can still remember those days when I used to wear a new hair style every other day. Well, depending on my mood on what I would like to be that day, weather the center cut of 'tere naam' or the spikey of some rockstar or just the plain old uncle 'ji' style or just the un-kept baggy style. I agree that nothing last forever but never thought that I will go bald before my dad, my dad still has the famous (young)Rajnikant hair style. Like all good things comes to an end even this one comes with an expiry date and mine was a little too early. Some people will never understand how it feels to see a handful of hair on his hand after applying the best 'hair fall control' shampoo, they say you will get your prince charming looks in just few days-weather be it a fairness cream or a 'get tall' pill(both ways ;)) or anything as a matter of fact. The bottom line is they all lied. Nothing works(not that I have tried all of it). I even know a guy who secretly takes long look pills, well, was not so secret anymore after I caught him in the act. I can still remember how convincingly he was telling me that it actually works- the funny part is I met him after almost 6 years in Bangalore and well his height is still the same though I didn't mentioned anything about it(some of my friends will know who that short guy is).

Even Dr. Batra starts sending me promotion e-mail, I mean how did they do it? How did they even know that I am getting bald and may probably need a hair transplant or a treatment-its funny and at the same time amazing how the Indian marketing research works-maybe they look for random people with less hair or BALD people and try to find the details of that person, just a wild guess inspired by all those FBI shit.

Anyway, I am not really worried as my 'nice' girlfriend doesn't mind me being a bald headed though she keeps asking me if I am taking good care of my  'soon to be extinct' hairs and the random jokes that she cracks once in a while when I send a selfie. Its not that I have not tried to save it or I am not taking care of it. The truth is I am tired and I think its ok to be bald and still looks kewl (well you have Van diesel or Dwyan Johnson as two perfect examples). The thing is I don't have the looks of either of them or anything nearby. I am just an asian guy who looks like a monk(I am not saying its not cool to look like a monk but its just not very nice).

To conclude on a positive note I have Salman bhai, Harsha bhogle, Shewag and few other people whom I know(not personally though), who had done hair transplant and they looks pretty normal and nice. :) Its funny to see what money can do and funnier to know that I do not have any of it.

cheers!